Socks are only for bowling. AND I HAVE TRIED TO LIVE THIS WAY IN KANSAS!
You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes. Well, that is because anything over 10 minutes we consider a deluge!
A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade. That way in the Midwest too, But Florida is year ROUND!
Your winter coat is made of denim. AHHH I CAN HARDLY WAIT!
You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites. HECK YEAH! FIRE ANT BITES GET big and puss filled instantly, They LOVE MJ, mosquitos love me. It is a give and take.
You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65. Well that is me most of the time anyway.
Anything under 70 degrees is chilly. UMMM YEAH! AND WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
You've driven through Yeehaw Junction. So NOW I have to look this up because I have no clue what this is. When I do find out I will let you know!
You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix. YEAH THER IS! There is Sweetbay and Winn-Dixie!
Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005. If they where still there at ALL, we where lucky ours only had roof damage over the garage... Because the house across the street came off it's foundation and Dorothy-ed upside down onto our garage.
You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for. Hey we had one of those 2 Fridays ago HERE in KANSAS, Up here you all call them MICRO-BURSTS!
You dread love bug season. Tell me a story!
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne & Wilma...Irene...Cheryl...Rita Mary..Alison YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave. ANYONE FROM THE NORTH THAT IS PALE AND BRINGS MONEY FROM LABOR DAY THROUGH MARCH, THEY ARE SNOW BIRDS!
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average. Hey, There was one that lives in the Wall- Mart parking lot down the street. I think he is bigger then 6 feet though... The Wall-Martians must taste good.
'Down South' means Key West CUTE! but that is understandable after all you do not get much more south then Florida.
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before. CAN I HEAR AN AMEN!!! Life without Flip Flops is no life at all!
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. AGAIN!!! I can not WAIT for the day!
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. Because when the SNOW BIRDS LEAVE! Then the dang things want US too feed them and you think PIDGON DROPPINGS ARE BAD??!!??
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. AND that was MAN MADE!
You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer. Still I love it!
You've hosted a hurricane party. I MIGHT HAVE TO DO ONE OF THESE!
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa and Micanopy. YEP, I goot them all!
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself. Because you do not have to worry about things like Ooooh LIGHTNING STRIKES! and have you seen DOCKING FEES in FLORIDA??
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim. I did that HERE!!! My Momma raised up a bunch of water babies!
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years. (SIGH!!! I can not wait for this either, But with the love I have for my family chances are I will be HERE during at LEAST Christmas!) OR! they can come down to see ME!!! That would ROCK!
You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba ' They have the BEST FOOD THERE!!!!!!!
You not only forward this but you understand it I think I proved that already!
You dread love bug season. Tell me a story!
You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren't Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew, Charley, Frances, Ivan, Jeanne & Wilma...Irene...Cheryl...Rita Mary..Alison YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave. ANYONE FROM THE NORTH THAT IS PALE AND BRINGS MONEY FROM LABOR DAY THROUGH MARCH, THEY ARE SNOW BIRDS!
You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average. Hey, There was one that lives in the Wall- Mart parking lot down the street. I think he is bigger then 6 feet though... The Wall-Martians must taste good.
'Down South' means Key West CUTE! but that is understandable after all you do not get much more south then Florida.
Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before. CAN I HEAR AN AMEN!!! Life without Flip Flops is no life at all!
You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt. AGAIN!!! I can not WAIT for the day!
You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls. Because when the SNOW BIRDS LEAVE! Then the dang things want US too feed them and you think PIDGON DROPPINGS ARE BAD??!!??
A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level. AND that was MAN MADE!
You know the four seasons really are: Hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer. Still I love it!
You've hosted a hurricane party. I MIGHT HAVE TO DO ONE OF THESE!
You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Withlacoochee , Thonotosassa and Micanopy. YEP, I goot them all!
You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself. Because you do not have to worry about things like Ooooh LIGHTNING STRIKES! and have you seen DOCKING FEES in FLORIDA??
You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim. I did that HERE!!! My Momma raised up a bunch of water babies!
You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years. (SIGH!!! I can not wait for this either, But with the love I have for my family chances are I will be HERE during at LEAST Christmas!) OR! they can come down to see ME!!! That would ROCK!
You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba ' They have the BEST FOOD THERE!!!!!!!
You not only forward this but you understand it I think I proved that already!
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